Since last week’s excursion into Spa Speak (the unchanged melody), Natalie has written to us with her pet peeve:
Therapists are always saying things to me like “Can you get on the couch for me?” “Can you sit up for me?” “Can you unchange for me?” I always want to say to them, “It’s not for you that I’m hopping about in a treatment room or rearranging myself or my limbs on a table. It’s for ME!”
We’re with Natalie on that one. It’s not called me-time for nothing, after all.
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